Reviewer Bio:
Jessi

TOP THREE FILMS:

Ferris Bueller's Day Off
Empire of The Sun
Raising Arizona

TOP THREE ALBUMS:

Depeche Mode - 101
Madonna - Immaculate Collection
Rammstein - Sehnsucht

TOP THREE TELEVISION SHOWS (of all time):

Talk Soup
Twin Peaks
The Simpsons

A LIST OF THE FIVE FAMOUS PEOPLE MY HUSBAND HAS ALLOWED ME TO HAVE SEX WITH IF THOSE FAMOUS PEOPLE SIMPLY INSIST THAT I MUST:

Gary Sinise
Till Lindemann
Ralph Fiennes
Greg Kinnear
Jude Law

MY LAMINATED LIST OF FORBIDDEN LOVE... PEOPLE I WANT BUT CAN'T BEAR TO ADMIT IT.

1.  Johnathan Taylor Thomas
2.  Prince William
3.  Emeril Lagasse
4.  Tom Brokaw
5.  Lance from 'N Sync

DID YOU LIKE THE ENGLISH PATIENT?

No.  I thought Ralph was very sexy, but the movie was TOO long and overdramatic

WHAT ARE YOUR VIEWS ON JEAN CLAUDE VAN DAMME?

He is my guilty pleasure.  I have a large collection of JCVD films, and I find him EXTREMELY attractive if not talented.  And as is true with all the actors I love, he's much better when playing a villain.

WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A FILM:

A good, full arm, backhanded bitchslap
Short, subtle, exhibitions of power
Quotable humor
The absence of John Travolta and Quentin Tarantino

SOME OTHER BOLD STATEMENTS?

Kids In The Hall is four hundred times funnier than ANYTHING Monty Python ever did
I love Duran Duran
I did not like the movie Fargo

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