Various Propian Notes
4/7/00


So, did you fall victim to any April 1st Pranks?

Frockwood@mindspring.com

Frockwood:

Yes, and the termites gave me a rash.

Jessi


Dear APP,

Which Kid in the Hall is your favorite?  I'd have to say mine is quite definitely Dave Foley...but not as a blonde.  No, no...don't like blondes.

*Fishy

Fishy:

Why IS Dave Foley blonde?  That's interesting.  Is it for a movie?  Dave Foley is my favorite in terms of "Kids In The Hall I'd Like To Kiss" but I really think Kevin McDonald is hilarious and the Buddy Monologues of Scott Thompson are INCREDIBLE.  My all time favorite KITH sketch though?  Gavin Asks To Paint The Chair, or anything with Raj and Christine.

Jessi


AND NOW…A MESSAGE FROM PROPE, WHO IS VERY VERY ANGRY:


To the NCAA Tournament:
Do you realize just how much money you have lost me??

To my girlfriend:
I SWEAR, the more we do it, the better I'll get at it.  Bridge is a tough game

To Rosie O'Donnell:
Cut the charade, everyone knows you're a dyke

To the Oscars:
I'm sorry, but an award show without Jennifer Lopez, just isn't a good award show

To Tom Green:
Looks like no more crotch shots on your show.  Well, back to the gutter with you

To Mononucleosis:
You may have won this round, but I'll get you

To FOX TV:
You were doing so good, but then, Titus?!?!?!?!

Prope:

You labeled these as "rants" in your email, but I think you'll quickly recognize that they are more like NOTES, a feature which occasionally pops up on APP.  Teen angst is an amazing thing and as we see above, it can also serve as a creative outlet.  All I can say is…thank God for the "bridge" addendum, lest Prope's squeaky clean image should be tarnished.

I printed Prope's rants in attempt to get him to break up with his girlfriend and take me to the prom since my prom was so miserable.

So what do you think?  Will you do it?

Jessi


Dear APP:

Wait a tick, you made fun of apple! This doesn't mean war, but it does mean a plaugue of angry locusts will slowly knaw on your dog!*

*or nearest available appliance

ben

Ben:

Far be it from me to criticize, ben, because you keep me warm on cold April nights…but it's "gnaw" on my dog.  And if you knew my dog…you'd know that nothing has the endurance, threshold for pain or balls to gnaw on my dog.  My dog is a nutball, who I recently caught CHEWING ON A NAIL, and this is why the bugs stay away from her.

I made fun of Apple because I love Apple.  I kid because I love.  Let's all admit it together…some features of the Apple are ridiculous: like the 'rebuilding of the desktop' which I think does NOTHING except make the Apple Owner feel like they know some secret inside information.  I called tech support the other day because my Adobe Pagemaker wasn't working and they told me it was because my system font wasn't set to "Chicago".  WHAT?  The functions of my computer should not depend on font choice…it just shouldn't.  I'm a big person, able to admit that my computer of choice is not only the "unpopular choice", but it's a zany choice filled with daily adventures wherein I'm told I have no memory left to open a document even though I only have one application in use.

I suspect PC users have a few complaints about their "boxes" as well, although I never seem to hear them…

Jessi


Dear Jessi:

I love you Jessi. I love you more than that gay guy you call your husband can.

xoxoxoxox
Dylan

Dylan:

I print these letters just to keep my fairy husband on his toes.  It's nice to have some guys in reserve.

Jessi


Confidential to NumNuts64

You fooled me for long enough.  Now I know for sure that you were lying.  I should have known it was a hoax when you didn't pick Duran Duran.

Jessi
 

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