Can't Throw A Rock Without Hitting An Angel Book

Inspirational Books and the Subtitles We'd Give Them

 

 

I See Angels Too: Another Addition to the Angel Fad

 

My Cat, My Mama, My Sister, My Best Friend:  All Angels

 

Can't Throw A Rock Without Hitting An Angel Book: The Desk Calendar

 

Crapload O' Angels: Pictures and poetry that was already written and we're making money off it by binding it all together in one place.

 

Can't Leave Without An Angel:  A Three Inch Square Impulse Book

 

Impulse Buy Angels: Angels Small Enough to Fit in One of Those books they Sell Right By The Counter

 

It Wasn't Supposed to Be Like This:  God Responds To The Angel Craze

 

When We Say Angel We're Not Talking About the Scary Angels: A Scholar Refutes Some of the Testament

 

Who's Collecting Pictures of Us Now?:  Cute Fuzzy Angels, and Their Part in the Armageddon

 

The Warm Fuzzy Armageddon Series: The Angels of the End Times In Beanie Baby Form

 

An Angel Saved My Life:  People Who Won't Just Admit They Were Lucky

 

More Kids Dressed Up In Elaborate Plant Costumes: An  Anne Geddes Calendar

 

Buildings In Pennsylvania With Weeds Growing Out Of Them:  A Rural Calendar

 

Buildings That Are Really  Condemned, But Look Picturesque: A Desk Calendar

 

1000 Jagged Edges And Loose Planks: More Black and White Pictures of Old Buildings

 

These Are The Photos of Mine The So-Called "Art" World Laughed At: A Coffee Table Book

 

A Regular-Sized Book Would Have Been Fine, But This Size Costs More: A Coffee Table Book

 

365 Sexual Positions: A desk calendar that you'll tear up before the end of the day

 

365 More Sexual Positions: Some of These Are Just Really Conceptual Ideas By The Artist, That No Human Being Has Really ever Tried

 

Dauschunds! Dauschunds! Dauschunds!:  Do you like them enough to dedicate the whole year to them?

 

More Dogs We Dressed Up In Human Clothes: Enjoy This Before The ASPCA Makes A Ruling

 

Pictures of Stone Ruins On Vast Green Hills: These May not Be Technically Celtic In Origin, But It Won't Stop Us From Using That Cool Celtic Font

 

Riverdance! A Calendar For Second Grade Music Teachers Everywhere

 

Lots O Kitties- A Calendar:  Do people really buy this shit?

 

A Complete History of Naval Disasters: Really Just a Thinly Disguised Titanic Tie-In

 

Leonardo DiCaprio:  Remember Him? 

 

The Official Dream Dictionary: Where We Copied Entries Directly From A Previous Publication

 

I'm A Woman, Sister, And I'm Still Smilin':  Inspirational thoughts from women who are now dead and lived in a completely different time

 

The Emma Samms Story: Sorry, I Didn't Read It

 

I Love That Man:  Another One of those Novels About a Young Gay Man

 

 

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