Ayn Rants:
An Unwarranted Attack on the Works of Ayn Rand
Ayn Rand: She
Can Write Like a Motherfucker
The Works of Ayn Rand: Books I Don't So Much Read As Use To Prop Up Other Books On My
SHelf
The Works of Ayn Rand: Would Someone Fuck This Woman So She'll Shut Up?
The Works of Ayn Rand: Oh Wait, She's Dead
The Works of Ayn Rand: The Books I'm Most Likely To Hollow Out To Hide Things In
The Works of Ayn Rand: I'll Wait For The Movies; On Second Thought, I'll Wait For
Someone to Tell Me About The Movies; On Third Thought, Fuck Off
Ayn Rand: You
brought misery upon yourself with that zany name spelling: A Conservative
Reader speaks out
Ayn Rand: She
Rand So Far Away / She
couldn't get away
Ayn Rant: I'm Sorry, That Should Say "Rand." But You Have To
Admit It's Pretty Funny Anyway
Ayn Rand: Good
story, TIGHTEN IT UP.
Ayn Rand: Creator
of First Dyke Haircut
Ayn Rand: Yeah,
Yeah, Whatever. Spell It However You Want It, It's Still Basically ANN
Ayn Rand: Know
what? Chicken Butt...Humor, Use It
Ayn Rand: First
Woman To Associate Superfluous "Y"s With Feminism
Ayn Rand: Probably
Also Used The Word "Womyn," If You Know What I Mean
Ayn Rand: You...complete
me. I'm just kidding, you bore me to death
Ayn Rand: You
Had Me At Hello. NOT.
Ayn Rand: Know
What? I Don't Give The Slightest Crap Who John Galt Is
An Analysis of the Ayn Rand Dialectic: A Semester Of Your Life Wasted For Some
Shitty College Course
Ayn Rand: I
never knew who you were until I had someone define Pretentious
Ayn Rand: Who
Knew I Hated You This Much?
Ayn Rand: Her
First Name Doesn't Rhyme With "Pain," Although It Should
Ayn Rand: Talk
about beating a dead horse!
Ayn Rand: One
Woman's Vision of a Boring World
Ayn Rand: You
can lead a feminist to humor, but you can't make her laugh
Required Reading For The APP Ayn Rand Literature Course
Ayn Rand: I
wrote a poem for you...Ayn Rand, Her Books Are Like Sand, To Some They Are
Essential, to Me They Are Bland
Ayn Rand: Not Even Any Good Sex Scenes To Make This Bearable
Ayn Rand: If
I Want To Look Snotty, I'll Just Carry The Fountainhead Around
Ayn Rand: I
Suggest Drawing In The Outer Margins and Turning This Into an Animated Flipbook
Ayn Rand: Books They Tell You You MUST Read, But They Said That About
The Bridges Of Madison County, Too, And Look How That Turned Out
Ayn Rand: If
Only There Had Been A "Fountainhead" In Her Life, If You Follow Me,
We Wouldn't Have Had To Read The Book Of The Same Name
Ayn Rand:
Atlas Shrugged, Then Fell Asleep From Boredom
Ayn Rand: If
Only I Hadn't Seen Your Book On The Bus This Morning, You Might Have Escaped
Unscathed
Ayn Rand: She
Can Bring Home The Bacon, Fry It Up In A Pan, And Then Write 200 Pages About It
Ayn Rand: Setting
The Literacy Effort Back Some Twenty Years
Ayn Rand: YAP
YAP YAP
Ayn Rand: (Making
Excess Talking Motion With Hand-Puppet)
Ayn Rand: Was
Ist Diene Sache? Subtitle: WHAT IS YOUR POINT?
Ayn Rand: Less
is More, More is You
Ayn Rand: There's
This Guy I Hate, Can You Write Sixteen Novels About Him?
Ayn Rand: Prototype
For Sexless Evil Female Character in All Future Films
Ayn Rand: Check
Out The Garbanzos On That Tomato! Hubba Hubba!
Ayn Rand: In
A Previous Age We Would Have Called Her a "Spinster"
Ayn Rand: I
Think Your Books Are Brilliant And Insightful While Also Maintaining The
Readers Interest, Oh, I'm Sorry, I Thought You Were Someone Else
Ayn Rand: Once
Assigned To Me As A Punishment
Ayn Rand: If
I Was Never Sent To A Desert Island And Had My Choice Of Any Books To Read?
Yours Would Be Next To Last.
Ayn Rand: Spend
My Time Living Life Or Read Your Books...I'll Take Life
Ayn Rand: The
Only Value In This Book Is That I May Be Able to Gnaw The Glue Out of The Binding
If I Am Trapped Somehow With It and Starving
Ayn Rand: My
Coffee Tables Have No Rings As Long As Your Books Are Around
The Books of Ayn Rand: A Good Size for Bug-Killing
Ayn Rand: How
I Made It Through A Cold, Dark Winter....BURNING HER BOOKS
The Books of Ayn Rand: You'll Notice These Pages Aren't Dog-Eared
The Books of Ayn Rand: Notice What Good Shape The Spine of this Book Is In
The Books Of Ayn Rand: Mint Condition To The Highest Bidder