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Frequently Asked Questions:
Q: What
time is it?
A: Ahh...almost 3, well 2:47
Q: What are you going to have?
A: I don't know...I'm torn between the southwest chicken salad and
the petit filet.
Q: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU LISTENING TO?
A: Rammstein
Q: WHO?
A: RAMMSTEIN...A GERMAN METAL INDUSTRIAL BAND
Q: Who killed JFK?
A: A coalition consisting of the CIA, the mob, and some Cubans.
Q: Should we stop by the ATM?
A: It depends... I only have like 12.00
Q: Why do you drink so much when you know you're going to feel like
this the next day?
A: I don't know, I just get out to the bars and I see everyone having
fun, and then you bought me that Sneaky Pete...
Q: How do I turn this damn thing on?
A: The button right down there near the end...
Q: Are you going to take the dog out, or do I have to AGAIN?
A: I TOOK HER OUT THIS MORNING!
Q: WHY ME?!?!? WHY?!?!? WHY?!?!?
A: Verily
I say, My ways are mysterious.
A: They should never have gotten involved in that conflict in Kosovo.
Q: Do you think you know more than the leaders of this country?
Q: While you're up, will you get me a beer?
A: We're out.
Q: Does this have meat in it?
A: No, they're just Bacon Bits.
Q: Why do you never send me flowers anymore?
A: Hmm? What? I'm sorry, I wasn't listening...
Q: Do I look fat?
A: Oh geez...
Q: DO I?
A: NO NO of course not
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